You’re so cute, I wanna lock you up in my basement.
If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop screaming?
How would you like to help me feel like a kid again.
My van has a wheelchair lift.
Your teeth look great, but they'd look even better in a jar next to my bed.
Hey baby, I'm rich and probably going to die soon.
I should have brought my oxygen tank because you take my breath away.
I'm going to a funeral tomorrow...do you want to join me?
Wanna judge these reckless teenagers together?
Babe I just want to take you home and show you my big... medicine cabinet.
I like the look of your diaper. It would look even better on my bedroom floor.
Are we related? Cause my pappy done told me to keep it in the family!
So girl, you wanna go to a dance, cause I could lay this hoe-down.
Could you help me out? I'm trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion.
I like that you don't shave...
I can't stop thinking about kissing your soft lips and running my hands thru your dreaded leg hair.
You know what they say about the size of a man's carbon footprint.
How about we go back to your place and cause some global warming?
Want to come over and feel my new bamboo sheets?
The seat of my vintage moped that runs on bio fuel is vegan leather.
Want to go back to my place and listen to this band before they sell out?
Hey. I like your new-old shoes.
Wanna take a walk through the cemetery?
You would make a beautiful corpse.
You look like you have some darkness inside you. Would you like some more? And, by the way, I call my penis darkness.
Go out with me or I'll kill us both!
Are you a professional dominatrix?
Don't worry, none of this blood is mine.
Do you mind if I push in your stool?
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