Hey baby, you look so good in those jeans I ’d like to chop your legs off.
That is a gun in a pocket and I am not pleased to see you.
Your hospice bed or mine?
Check my prostate if I'm wrong, but do I know you from somewhere?
Come here often? I seriously can't remember.
You, me and the defribrillator, baby.
Baby are you a horse cuz I wanna ride you.
Did it hurt, when you fell off your horse?
Girl, I'm like a champion bull rider, most of the time, I can last for almost 8 seconds.
You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull charged.
Wanna see how much horsepower is under ma hood?
Hey, lets make like a blunt and roll.
Call me morbid, call me pale, call me yours.
Didn't I go to your funeral?
Are you here alone or am I gonna have to kill someone to win your affection.
Want to be different? Say yes.
I wish I was your mirror.
So, are you a goth? Wanna' get coffee?
My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.
Hey, we all die alone but did you want to spend a living moment with me?
Yes I drink blood. You wouldn't happen to be menstruating now, would you?
I bet even your farts smell good.
I'm gay, straighten me out! I'm joining the priesthood tomorrow
Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make an ass of themselves!
Can you please smile. I want to know if you are the girl of my dreams.
I'll be the Rose to your Rosie.
You should have worn that red dress you tried on earlier.
Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months
I'm working on a porn site. Wanna be in the first video?
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