Excuse me, did you just fart?
I like my women like I like my wine - 18 years old and boxed up in my basement.
Your boots remind me of red velvet cake, and I love red velvet cake.
Can you please smile. I want to know if you are the girl of my dreams.
I want to take your skin off and wear it as my own.
The voices like your skin.
Hey baby, you look so good in those jeans I ’d like to chop your legs off.
That is a gun in a pocket and I am not pleased to see you.
Your hospice bed or mine?
Check my prostate if I'm wrong, but do I know you from somewhere?
Come here often? I seriously can't remember.
Baby are you a horse cuz I wanna ride you.
Did it hurt, when you fell off your horse?
Girl, I'm like a champion bull rider, most of the time, I can last for almost 8 seconds.
Wanna see how much horsepower is under ma hood?
Hey, lets make like a blunt and roll.
I can't stop thinking about kissing your soft lips and running my hands thru your dreaded leg hair.
Didn't I go to your funeral?
Are you here alone or am I gonna have to kill someone to win your affection.
Want to be different? Say yes.
I wish I was your mirror.
So, are you a goth? Wanna' get coffee?
My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.
My muscle aches are nothing compared to the heartache you’re causing me.
Hey, we all die alone but did you want to spend a living moment with me?
I bet even your farts smell good.
Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make an ass of themselves!
Do you mind if I push in your stool?
I'll be the Rose to your Rosie.
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