Damn girl, I hope you have an open mind because I have quite the night planned for us.
Wanna come back to my place to discuss complex interrelated cultural and political trends?
You and me together would be totally groovy baby!
If you join this drum circle you're sure to get a good bang.
That's a nice hammock. Does it fit two?
Hey baby, I've got you two tickets to the gun show...Let's use them to go and protest gun-related violence!
I'm undressing you with my 3rd eye.
My carbon footprint is the only part of me that's small.
Turn on, tune in, drop your pants.
I'd share my bar of soap with you.
If I told you you had a beautiful Prius, would you hold it against me?
I like you so much, you make me want to update my Facebook status to In a Relationship.
You would totally make it into Vice’s page of Do’s.
I need you like 90s television shows need their alternative music tracks.
Want to start a wolf-, fox- or crystal-related band together?
Does this harmonica make my beard look huge?
Let me play you a song with my skiffle band. Let me to tune my 1861 Martin guitar.
Wanna listen to me drone endlessly about art, bicycles, and single-origin sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
I'll love you longer than the line at Forever 21.
I loved you before it was cool.
Seriously baby, I’ll take you out as soon as this check clears from my parents.
Hey girl, let's forget the world and start a post-rock band.
Hey, my name's Ethel, it's a really vintage name, i doubt you've ever heard it before.
Guy: Hey, do you have any pretentious avant-garde photographer in you? Girl: Um, no. Guy: Want some?
I'm gonna disrupt the shit out of your technology.
Do you want to roll around in my collection of antique buttons and talk about our childhood dreams?
Want to come over and listen to NPR.
Hey girl, is that an original Yo La Tengo 7” in your pants? Because your butt is extremely valuable.
My beard is the same length as Abraham Lincoln's was on his 7th birthday.
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