Wanna find out if my shotgun shell will fit in your double barrel?
Well, aren't you hotter than a mama cougar in heat running from my hunting dogs in August?
Hey baby, wanna go back to my place? Mamma said you had to be home by 10 anyway.
You look good in that lumberjack shirt but I would like to see you out of it.
Hey babe, do you know that my mouth can generate over 3000 rpm?
You are prettier than a beer truck pulling up in the driveway.
Roses are red. Spend the night with me and I'll teach you all kinds of cool scientific stuff like that!
Tell me honey ham, did it hurt when the devil spit you up and you landed here?
You're a better kisser than your Momma and both yer sisters.
If you were a horse, I'd ride you all over town.
I ain't no donkey herder, but I could wrangle that ass.
Wanna come back to my place, babe? I'm a thoroughbred.
What size boot you wear girl?
Hey girl, do you raise cattle? Cause those are some nice calves.
If you was my heifer, I'd done drive you to the meat processing plant.
Girl, I know how to shove my hips, I do it for a living!
Does it smell like weed...Or is it just you?
Let's go rainbow searching and fountain swimming so I know it's real.
I don't normally go down on girls, but I can't resist the way you play them bongos.
I'd be willing to give up meat — but I'd never give up you.
My heart is certified cage-free, so my love can roam to you.
Wanna go to my parent's basement and make a POC.
I'm a conscientious subjector.
I can tie cherry stems into dreads with my tongue.
Let's get trippy together barefoot.
My van's parked outside. Let's say you and I just take a ride down to the beach and check out the stars?
Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?
Hello, perhaps I could have someone else buy you a drink?
Do yoga with me as the sun is rising?
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