Are you a boy or a girl... or does it matter?
Wanna go for a ride in my porsche? It's black...
See that man in the corner? Vampire slayer. C'mon lets get out of here!
Excuse me, miss? Hi, I'm doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things on my list is a umm….weird chick.
Can our first date be in the cemetery? I'm dying to meet you there.
You look good with skeletons.
What's your favorite Baudelaire poem?
Can I nail you? (and I don't mean to a crucifix!)
Ever do it on an embalming table?
Are you a grave? Because I want to bury myself inside you!
I wanna spin you upside-down like my cross.
My muscle aches are nothing compared to the heartache you’re causing me.
Your mom told me to say 'Hi' to you
Do you mind if I hang out here until it's safe back where I farted?
Your boots remind me of red velvet cake, and I love red velvet cake.
So you're still Straight? Have you met me?
My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
Does my ass look good in these Wranglers?
Excuse me, did you just fart?
I like my women like I like my wine - 18 years old and boxed up in my basement.
I want to take your skin off and wear it as my own.
The voices like your skin.
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