Excuse me, miss? Hi, I'm doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things on my list is a umm….weird chick.
Can our first date be in the cemetery? I'm dying to meet you there.
You look good with skeletons.
What's your favorite Baudelaire poem?
Don't you think the human voice, wailing in agony, is the most beautiful of all instruments?
Can I nail you? (and I don't mean to a crucifix!)
Are you a professional dominatrix?
Ever do it on an embalming table?
Let's put the 'fun' in funeral!
Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?
Are you a grave? Because I want to bury myself inside you!
Can I skin you alive. I want to see your inner beauty.
Is that blood or wine your having cause I was gonna get you another.
I lost my black lipstick, can I borrow yours?
I wanna spin you upside-down like my cross.
You've stolen my heart away. Luckily, I've got another three or four in the freezer.
Your mom told me to say 'Hi' to you
Do you mind if I hang out here until it's safe back where I farted?
So you're still Straight? Have you met me?
My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
Can you give me directions... to your heart? And kidneys?
Does my ass look good in these Wranglers?
Yes I drink blood. You wouldn't happen to be menstruating now, would you?
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