Hey girl, I have a unreturned library book that I want to read to you tonight.
Hey, haven’t we had sex in the bathroom at Green Room before?
I was in love with you before your ex was!
Hey girl, let's go get lost at IKEA.
Hey babe, I know you'll love my pick up lines 'cause you've never heard them before.
Are you a hipster? 'Cause we should go out and fog up our glasses!
Babe, I ain't no hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Hey babe, are you gluten free tonight?
I'd like to play your cool B Side.
How about we try an experimental kiss?
I'd take my sun glasses off for you!
Let's get out of here and go fog up are non-prescription glasses.
Hey, I'm looking for a second girlfriend. How about you?
Can I impale you with my 7″ stake?
Are you a witch? Because am under your spell.
Baby are you a diamond in the ruff cause I wanna cut you.
I never knew hellish demons flew so close to the ground.
Wow. That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer.
All of my most important poems and drawings are in this little book. And I'd like you to have it because they're mostly about you.
Is that a candle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Wanna go somewhere a little darker?
I heard milk does the body good, but DAMN! Blood does too?
Are you a vampire? Because I've got something I'ld like you to suck.
Are you a boy or a girl... or does it matter?
Wanna go for a ride in my porsche? It's black...
See that man in the corner? Vampire slayer. C'mon lets get out of here!
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